schmawy
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Member Since: 2006-11-16
Charter Subdomain: http://schmawy.videosift.com
Email: schmawy(at)gmail(dot)com
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my friends cat is another seri-us one. i got his picture. original!


written by vairetube  | 12 hours 45 minutes 52 seconds ago | CH
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I guess I wanted to turn Kubrick into a right wing jingoist fascist.

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OK. What the hell is that^? FoxKubricHitler Meme soup? My head is 'asploding'.

Nicely done, at any rate.



written by blankfist  | 1 day 8 hours 16 minutes ago | CH
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Thank you very much.

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*promote


written by Fjnbk  | 1 day 14 hours 52 minutes ago | CH
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Love the newest slew of dream themed sifts!


written by Crosswords  | 1 day 15 hours 3 minutes ago | CH
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Actually I had been thinking about coming out of retirement and sifting just a few videos recently, so your comment was enough to push me to do it. Jeez, all this time I thought I was too old to succumb to peer pressure. What's next? Are you going to get me to smoke some weed? I'm game.

http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com/member/kronosposeidon/queued

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Kronosposeidon: sifted videos (498)

So when are you going to post those last two videos? Or maybe you'd rather continue getting by on your good looks. Trying to hold out, make that feeling last? That never works.



written by kronosposeidon  | 2 days 13 hours 42 minutes ago | CH
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by the way, your avatar had me cracking up last night. I don't know why but it's funny as I'll get out.


written by gorgonheap  | 2 days 16 hours 23 minutes ago | CH
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Love that avatar. LOL. Also, thanks for making that adorable avatar for Issy.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 days 18 hours 31 minutes ago | CH
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Basically the reporter explains the situation, that the group of youngsters doing their military service training are making a video showing off some cool bazooka action in true US marine spirit, or so they gather from having watched war movies. For some reason they thought it'd be fun to do it in the nude (DON'T ask me why) and the reporter tells us why they should have clothes on (to avoid getting burned by the hot shells and bazooka pipe), then speculates if there really is a rule saying a soldier have to wear clothes or not. We're also told some bigwig in the defence department doesn't approve of the image this video conveys of the Swedish army, but seriously who are we trying to kid. Let them have their fun while they can, they've been educated about the risks and dangers of those weapons.
Personally, I'm in favour of dismantling our the entire defence establishment and just keep the weapon sales industry, because sadly that's one business we can't afford to lose at the moment.

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Can you offer any additional insight, Kreegath? Personally I think it's perfectly healthy.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Naked-Swedish-Artillery



written by Kreegath  | 3 days 9 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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hee, hee, heeee....I've been bad....

<videosift.com/video/Waiting-For-The-Man-Velvet-Underground>


written by critttter  | 3 days 9 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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BTW, the serious kitty in uniform - really works for ya, you can pull up at videos and say things like, "nothing to look at, shows over, time to go home..." I'm just saying...


written by critttter  | 3 days 11 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Oh boy, do I! Will you give me a tour of the jail, like they do in those "Scared Straight" shows?

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You wanna take a ride downtown, smartmouth?


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 days 13 hours ago | CH
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You're a sucker for gimmicks!? No way!

Glad you didn't go there with the anorexia jokes either. I find it's better to stick with fat jokes. They're MUCH more tasteful.

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You're right. I'm a sucker for gimmicks. Also, here's an anorexia joke in there somewhere that I'm choosing to ignore.

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Check out how choggie's been funnin' with video aspect ratios:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Karen-Carpenter-Drum-Montage

I think you'll appreciate his sense of humor on this one.



written by kronosposeidon  | 3 days 14 hours 35 minutes ago | CH
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Check out how choggie's been funnin' with video aspect ratios:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Karen-Carpenter-Drum-Montage

I think you'll appreciate his sense of humor on this one.


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 days 14 hours 52 minutes ago | CH
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heheh I'll say 20 "Hail Hooker"s and ask for forgiveness

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BLASPHEMER!!!

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...It's getting harder and harder to make rank. I snoozed through 5 spots over the last 6 months. I don't expect I'll ever get them back sifting 70's AM gold and Shatner



written by swampgirl  | 3 days 19 hours 35 minutes ago | CH
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*notgay???...!!!!!hilarious.

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*notgay


written by critttter  | 4 days 9 hours 30 minutes ago | CH
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